Category Archives: Offbeat

Time – A new Perspective

  • How long does it take to get an online shares trading account opened up? I found out that a procedure that should take no more than 2 weeks can extend and extend up to 2 freaking months.
  • It takes more that 30 minutes to try to explain the difference between a blog and a forum to your boss and convince him to go with one.
  • It only takes a second to realize you’ve been a total jacka$$.
  • It might take upto an eternity trying to correct the mistakes that you have made.
  • The 2 hours you spent watching TMNT will never be restored to you. The 30 second video clips 😉 that you watch may yield more emotional and physical stimulation.

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Divorce is so over-rated!

What God has brought together, let no man break asunder

Most Christians pride themselves with the fact that their family values are upheld by the very fact that they do things together. They pray together, eat together, watch TV together etc etc.

A family that prays together, stays together

But is this true? New data says other wise. The results of a recent poll on this very subject reveals surprising results. Read the entire article herePolls related to divorce rates within various Christian sects

So the next time someone you know talks about the subject of divorce make sure you throw this at them. It could turn out to be a very interesting conversation

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Best Break-up Gift Idea

Break-Up Gift Suggestion

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Live Writer Mess Up

Sorry about this post! Lately my Live Writer refuses to behave properly. Owing to this fact there may be many orphan posts out here.Please bear with me as we work it out. Therapy was never the fastest way to solve a problem but here goes!

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A True Harley Davidson Fan

Harley Fan
“A picture says a thousand words” –

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Whats next?

Sure, now someone is going to court for saying whats on his mind? Read this to find out exactly what im talking about.
» ShoeMoney.com Involved In A Landmark Blog Case – Slander In Comments : Shoemoney Marketing Thoughts

And make sure you do not comment because next time it could be you in court! (laughs)

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Funny stuff!

Im not a great patron of politics and when the politics chatter kicks up at the dinner table, i find some reason to excuse myself. Anyhow when i stumbled upon this i had to put it up. It was too darn funny. A cliche will always be a cliche no matter how much one tries to neutralize it and so heres one of the more popular ones:

A picture is worth a thousand words” so does that mean if theres a picture and it has 100 readable words somewhere within that would together constitute one thousand one hundred words?..perhaps?(ummm.err..just ignore that will ya?)

All Hail!

The Truth Shall Set You Free

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The Good Ol Days


The Good Ol Days

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Remember the times when getting caught cheating was a ‘bragable’ thing? Apparently these kids wanted something to talk about at the prom! There are 3 people that caught my attention in the picture.

1) The guy in the front row. Sure he looks like a nerd but im sure he’s in the wrong test because clearly as you can see he was supposed to take the Open Book test, not a regular exam(puhhhlease)!

2) Girl on the right, second row. Now i’d like to see a professor ask her to lift her skirt a little bit so that he/she could verify the presence of the ‘material’. I’d pay to see the professor retain his/her present job too!

3) Oh the all too nonchalant guy who suddenly seemed to have developed a strange medical condition that prevents his neck from turning to the other side. Sure dude we all believe ya.

See the guy on the top row ..to the left wearing the blue shirt? Yeah thats me.Gotchya!!

Disclaimer: The observations posted above are my own, and under no circumstances were they meant to disgrace anyone in the picture or elsewhere. If you are a victim of the above observations/comments contact your nearest counsellor.

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Seinfeld

Now folks, this here is a show! The legendary show that would surely change the face of comedy television. I mean, there wouldnt be any of the new-age comedy series if it weren’t for the foundations laid by this one show. Now dont get me wrong, im not trying to take anything away from shows like Friends, Drew Carey Show, King of Queens, Frasier etc etc. All im trying to say is that watching Sienfeld should be something that every human being no matter what their age is should do. While flipping through the huge list of mostly unwanted channels, my ears for a split second feasted on the all too familiar sounds of ‘crowd laughter’. Oh yeah, we’ve all heard that alright, used more liberally that Indians use salt! This got the old comedy juices flowing again, and before you know it there i am, sipping a glass of apple juice and watching Sienfield.

The plot was hilarious, all four characters placing wagers on who could ‘hold-off’ the longest. Kramer quiting after what seemed like 4 hrs, while other struggled against everything to try to be the ‘Master of the Domain’. Sleepless night, opportunities knocking on every corner in frequencies never humanly thought possible. Some of the jokes were very funny. You should see it, that is if you haven’t already done so.

So take a day off, from your busy schedule and rent out your favourite comedy show, sip on apple juice or Bicardi or whatever it is that will get you to think, or not, and try to enjoy the funny side of television.

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Belated Happy Birthday to the WWW

15 years and a couple of days ago, a tool that was supposed to help ease the transfer of information between scientists set the stage for what was to become the single most greatest invention known to modern man since cave men or some other Neanderthal discovered fire. The Internet has most certainly and indisputably changed our lives and there is no doubt about that. A few centuries back, people living in conservative societies would have choked on the idea of sitting in front of a screen and typing. But here i am doing exactly that. Forget waiting for Thanksgiving Day to blurt out all the things your are thankful for, make it happen right here right now!

The following things about the Internet that i am truly grateful for.

  1. Access to information – anytime, anywhere.
  2. Research Materials for school and college assignments/projects.
  3. Electronic News – changed the way we all looked at breaking news.
  4. Electonic Mail – there used to be a time when snail mail was slower.
  5. Instant Messaging – still beats screaming out of the window anytime of the day.
  6. Now to the things that most people enjoy:

  7. Adult Entertainment- more crudely known as porn
  8. Unlimited downloads of software,music,movies and yes ofcourse porn.
  9. Forums – where you can express your views with like minded people and also ask for passwords to premium porn sites.
  10. Online Dating – no more inhibitions for the average Joe.
  11. Well thats all i could think of right now. If there are more things that impress you or that you are grateful for please feel free to add to the list.

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